Things Not To Say During Sex
*I have to poop.
* Smile for the Camera !
* Get off me, I'll do it myself!
* This is your first time.right ?
* You're almost as good as my Ex.
* When is this suppose to feel good ?
*I thought you had the key for the handcuffs !
* Keep it down! My mother is a light sleeper.
*Hey ! My friends were right, you are good!
* On second thought let's turn the light off.
* I'm sobering up and your getting UGLY!
* But everybody looks funny naked.
* Do I have to pay for this ?
*No! Your too fat to be on top.
* Actually, your Sister likes it like this.
* What's your name again?
*Hold on, Let me change the channel.
* Um. I think the condom broke 5 minutes ago.
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